Tumko dekha to ek khyaal aaya

Aapke haath me mobiIe hai...
Chehre pe khoob smiIe hai...
SMS ki achi khasi file hai...
Phir bhi SMS nahi karate...
Yaar, ye kaun-sa stupid styIe hai?
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Tumko dekha to ek khyaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ek khyaal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to
Doosra khyaal aaya!!
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Tum-sa koi doosra is zameen par hua to rab
Se shikayat hogi, ek ko to jhel hi raha tha,
Doosra aa gaya to kya haalat hogi.
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Vo gori hai uski zulfe hai kaali,
Vo pari hai ya pariyon ki raani,
Uski har baat hai niraali,
Par kya karu yaaron
Vo ladaki kisi aur ne pata li.
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Dono aakhon me aasu raha karte hai,
Ham apni kuch yaaden tere naam karte hai,
Jab kabhi bhi palke jhapke tumhaari,
Samajh lena ham tumhe yaad karte hai.
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Aapki hasi se kisi ki zindagi me bahaar aayegi.

Mere dil, jigar, kidney, lever ho tum,
Vakt-bevakt aaye vo fever ho tum,
Doobkar jisme mar jaau vo river ho tum,
Mere jeevan me ab to forever ho tum.
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Naraaj hona aapse galti kahalaayegi,
Aagar aap hamse naraaj ho to ye saase tham jaayegi,
Haste rahana hamesha tu hi,
Aapki hasi se kisi ki zindagi me bahaar aayegi.
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Dosti se badi zaageer nahi,
Isse achi koi tasveer nahi,
Ek naajuk prem ka dhaga hai,
Phir bhi isse pakke janjeer nahi.
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Chaand ko to taaron ka saath hai,
Hame bhi kisi sahaare ki aas hai,
Palke bichaye baithe hai ham tere intzaar me,
Tumhaare laut aane ki abhi bhi hame aas hai.
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Haatho se gir gai lakeere kahi,
Bhool aaye ham apni takdeer kahi,
Agar tumko mile kahi to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haatho me saja lena...
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Aap rootha na karo yu hamse,

Arj kiya hai...
Shama parvaane se kuch kah rahi hai...
Shama parvaane se kuch kah rahi hai...
Darling zara hanky dena,
Meri naak bahut bah rahi hai.
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Aap rootha na karo yu hamse,
Mere dil ki dhadkan bad jaati hai,
Dil to aapke naam kar chuke hai,
Bas jaan baaki hai vo nikal jaati hai.
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Kaash vo is dil ka ahsaas samajh paate,
Mere seene me atki har saans samajh paate,
Unki aakhon ne to dekhi hai mahfil hazaar,
Meri aakhon me unke deedaar ki aas samajh paate.
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Yaado ki dhundh me aapki parchaai-si lagti hai,
Kaano me goonjti shahnaai...si lagti hai.
Aap kareeb hai to apnaapan hai,
Varna seene me saans bhi paraai-si lagti hai.
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Aakhon me rahne waalo ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rahne waalo ki baat nahi karte,
Hamaari to rooh me bas gaye ho aap,
Tabhi to ham milne ki fariyaad nahi karte.
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Bas is baat ki badi ummeed hai aapse

Koi gila-koi shikva na rahe aapse,
Ye aarjoo hai ki ek silsila rahe aapse,
Bas is baat ki badi ummeed hai aapse,
Khafa na ho agar ham khafa rahe aapse.
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Dil se ye dua hai hamari,
Zindagi tumhaari savar jaaye...
Har nazar me bas pyaar nazar aaye,
Tumhe jiski talaash hai ‘dost’,
Khuda kare vo khud tumhaari talaash me aaye.
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Chaand taaron ka noor aap pe barase,
Har koi aapki chaahat ko tarse,
Aapki zindagi me aaye itni khushiya,
Ki aap ek gam paane ko tarase.
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Vada na karo agar tum nibha na sako,
Chaaho naa use jise tum pa na sako,
Dost to duniya me bahut hote hai,
Par ek khaas rakho, jiske siva tum muskura na sako.
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Vo aate to hai par saamne se nahi,
Vo chalte to hai par man se nahi,
Kaun kahta hai ki pyaar nahi karte,
Karte to hai par hamse nahi.
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Tumhara-hamara rishta to aakhon aur palkon jaisa hai

Tumhara-hamara rishta to aakhon aur palkon jaisa hai,
Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai...
Aur agar aakhon me kuch chala jaaye to palke tadap uthati hai.
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Takdeer ne chaha, takdeer ne bataya,
Takdeer ne tumko aur hamko milaya,
Khushnaseeb the ham ya vo pal,
Jab tum-sa anmol dost is zindagi me aaya.
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Jamaane jugar gaye haatho ko milaye huye,
Muddat ho gayi najaro ko milaaye huye,
Din-raat nikal gaye yaado me khoye huye,
Saamne kab aaoge yaar muskuraate huye.
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Yu dur rahkar dooriyo ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewane ko sataya nahi karte,
Har vakt bas jise tumhara khyaal ho,
Use apani aawaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
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Roop ka aakarshan pyaar nahi hota,
Manchaha sapna sakaar nahi hota,
Har kisi pe na mar-mitna,
Har kisi ke dil me sacha pyaar nahi hota.
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Tu door hai mujhse aur paas bhi hai

Tu door hai mujhse aur paas bhi hai,
Teri kami ka ek ehsaas bhi hai,
Dost laakho hai jahaan me mere,
Par tu pyara bhu hai aur khaas bhi hai.
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Kabhi dost kahte ho, kabhi dua dete ho,
Kabhi bevakt, neend se jaga dete ho,
Par jab bhi hamse baate karte ho,
Khuda kasam khushi se rula dete ho.
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Is kadar hamaari chaahat ka imtihaan na leejiye,
Kyun ho hamse khafa ye bayan to keejiye,
Kar deejiye maaf agar ho gai hamse khata,
Yu khaamosh rahkar hame saza na deejiye.
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Ibadato ki tarah me yah kaam karati hu,
Sabse pahle tumhe yaad karati hu,
Khuda ne diya hai yah ishq ka noor,
Yah saltanat me tumhaare naam karti hu.
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Beshak vo mere khyaalon me khoyi hogi,
Ghar waalon ko batakar palke band karke soyi hogi,
Aankh me aansu to nahi,
Par vo meri yaad me jaroor royi hogi.
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Vo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi

Hamaari to dua hai koi gila nahi,
Vo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi,
Aapko har din vo sab mile,
Jo duniya me aaj tak kisi ko mila nahi.
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Chand ko taaron ka saath hai,
Hame bhi kisi sahaare ki aas hai,
Palke bihaaye baithe hai ham tere intzaar me,
Tumhaare laut aane ki abhi bhi hame aas hai.
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Chiraago se andhere door ho jaate to,
Chand ki chahat kise hoti,
Kat sakti ye zindagi akele to,
Dosti naam ki cheez nahi hoti.
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Kabhi puchte the ham yaaro se mohabbat
kaise hoti hai?
Aaj ye haal hai ki deewano ki mahfil me,
Sabse pahle ginti hamaari hoti hai.
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Sahmi-sahmi nigaho me khwaab ham jaga denge,
Sooni-sooni raaho pe phool ham khila denge,
Aap hamaare sang muskaraakar to dekho,
Aapka har gam ham bhula denge.
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Vafa chaahiye tumse bevafa mat hona

Saath Chod kar kabhi hamse juda mat hona,
Vafa chaahiye tumse bevafa mat hona,
Rooth chaahe saari khudaai hamse magar,
Tum kabhi bhi hamse khafa mat hona.
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Jakhm dene ka andaaz kuch aisa hai,
Jakhm dekar poochate hai ab haalat kaisi hai,
Kisi ek se kya gila karna yaaro,
Saari duniya ka mijaaz ek-jaisa hai.
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Aksar jab ham unko yaad karte hai,
Apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai,
Umar hamaari bhi lag jaaye unko,
Kyonki ham unko khud se jyaada pyaar karte hai.
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Har kali tujhse khushbu udhaar maange,
Aafataab tujhse noor udhaar maange,
Rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaaye,
Ki log mujhse teri dosti udhaar maange.
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Abe o buraai ke rasgulle, paap ki barfi,
Bevafaai ke laddu, matlabi gulaab jaamun,
Dhokhebaaz jalebi, badmaashi ke kalakand,
Tu bahut sweet hai re!
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Saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi

Yaad me teri aahe bharta hai koi,
Saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
Maut to sach hai ik roz sabko aani hai,
Teri yaad me har roz marta hai koi.
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Zakhm ki baat nahi hai, jaane dard hota hai kyon?
Dhokhe ki baat nahi hai, jaane vishvaas hota hai kyon?
Jaante hue ki bewafai hai,
Na jaane pyaar hota hai kyon?
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Aaj yaar, kal pyaar, parso ikraar,
Phir deedaar, phir intzaar, phir inkaar,
Phir daraar aur saari mehnat bekaar...
And one more devdaas at beer bar!
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Agar duniyaa ko kuch karke dikhana hai,
To champu baadshaah ko suno-haathi ke upar
Haatho ke bal ulte khade hokar photo khichvao,
Ab isi photo ko ulta karke saari duniya ko dikhaao.
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Aaj phir raah me vo ladki nazar aa gai,
Apni pichali mulakat me jiski soorat dil ko bhaa gai,
Me to baat karne hi vala tha, khade-khade ek
Prem-patra tak likha Dala tha, aur
Pata chala usaki ungli me sagaai ki angoothi thi
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Dil todne se pahle socha to hota

Tute hue glass me jaam nahi aata,
Ishq ke marizo ko aaram nahi aata,
Dil todne se pahle socha to hota,
Tuta hua dil kisi ke kaam nahi aata.
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Aaj kuch ghabraye-se lagte ho,
Thand me kapkapaaye-se lagte ho,
Nikharkar aayi hai aaj soorat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaaye-se lagte ho.
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Teri khushi se hi nahi, gam se bhi rishta hai mera,
Tu zindagi ka ek aham hissa hai mera,
Ye dosti tumse sirf lafzo ki nahi,
Rooh se rooh ka rishta hai mera.
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Mohabbat aisi thi ki Chipaai na gayi,
Chot dil pe thi isliye dikhayi na gayi,
Chahte nahi the unse door hona,
Par dooriya itni thi ki mitayi na gayi.
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Palko ki is luka-Chipi ko,
Dil kahta hai me pyaar maan lu...
Na kahke vo has deti hai,
Kaise me inkaar maan lo.
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E dost! dost se na kar mohabbat itani ki

E dost! sharaab se na kar nafarat itni,
Ki peeni pade to pee na sake,
E dost! dost se na kar mohabbat itani ki,
Bichadna pade to jee na sake.
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Sitaro ke aage bhi koi jahaan hoga,
Jo na dekha kabhi vo shama hoga,
Us jahaan ke saare haseen najaro ki kasam,
Aap-sa kameena dost doosra kaha hoga.
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Agar kabhi ham mar jaaye, to hame jala dena,
Magar pahle hamara dil nikaal lena,
Hame chinta nahi dil jaane ki,
Hame to chinta hai us dil me rahne wale ki.
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Aakhon ki jubaan samajh nahi paate,
Hoth magar kuch kah nahi paate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jinke bin ham rah nahi paate.
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Jeevan me phal paane ke liye,
Sharam karni padti hai,
Ishwar sif lakeere deta hai,
Rang khud hi bharna padta hai.
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Dil aisa lagao jo kabhi na hate

Dil aisa lagao jo kabhi na hate,
Pyaas aise jagao ki kabhi na bujhe,
Zindagi ka maza aise lo jo kabhi na ruke,
Aur jeevan me aise jeeyo ki kabhi sar na jhuke.
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Dil me sanam ki soorat, aakhon me aashqi de...
Dil me sanam ki soorat, aakhon me aashqi de...
Mere khuda mujhe tu... ek aur zindagi de...
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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar du kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke kiye tod du dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya Chupana... tum hi to ho na jaan hamaari.
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Jab tak hamaari soch me kuch faasla na tha,
Vo hamse door hoke bhi hamse juda na tha,
Faasle aise bhi honge ye kabhi socha na tha,
Saamne baitha tha mere aur vo mera na tha.
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Aarzoo hai unko apna banane ki,
Aas ab bhi hai unke laut aane ki,
Din-raat karte hai intzaar unka,
Ai khuda kuch to silaa mile mujhe vafa nibhane ka.
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Ek hansi jo hansa de, Ek aansu jo rulaa de,

Ek hansi jo hansa de,
Ek aansu jo rulaa de,
Ek arzoo jo jagaa de,
Har aahat ko aahat jo jaan le...
Usi rishte ka naam hai...dosti!!!
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Bahut azeeb-se lagte ho,
Dur rahkar bhi dil ke bahut karib lagte ho,
Maloom hai tumhe ham pa na sakege,
Phir kyon tum hame hamaare naseeb lagte ho.
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Pyaar ke ujaale me gam ka andhera aata kyon hai,
Jisko ham chaahe vahi rulata kyon hai,
Agar vo mera naseeb nahi,
To khuda aise logo se milata kyon hai?
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Kar ja kuch aisa yaari me ki,
`Thanks' aur `sorry' shabd bejaan lage,
Nibha aisi yaari ko yaaro ki,
Ki tumhe Chodna mushkil aur duniya Chodna asaan lage.
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Na pahlu me na bahaaro me, na botal me na jaar me,
Na bike me na car me, na peace me na war me,
Ab to din gujarte hai, tumhare SMS ke intzaar me.
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Milna to ek bahaana hai

`Marne' par hame `swarg' mile ya na mile,
Ye hawa ye fiza mile ya na mile,
Ai mere dost SMS karne me `kasar' na karna,
Kya pata `narak' me `coverage' mile ya na mile.
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Milna to ek bahaana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana hai,
Aap chaahe hamse baat karo na karo,
Phir bhi aapki yaado me hamara aana-jaana hai.
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Aasmaan se uteri hai, taaro se saji hai,
Chand ki chandni se nahaai hai,
Mere dost! sambhaal ke rakhna yah dosti,
Ye meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai hai.
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Apni bebasi par aaj rona aaya,
Doosro ko kya maine apno ko aajmaya,
Har dost ki tanhaai door ki,
Lekeen khud ko har mod par akela paaya.
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Chand lamho ki zindagi hai,
Nafrato se jiya nahi karte,
Dushmano se hi guzaarish karni padegi,
Ab to dost bhi yaad kiya nahi karte.
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Khuda ki banaai kudrat nahi dekhi

Khuda ki banaai kudrat nahi dekhi,
Dilo me chupi daulat nahi dekhi,
Jo kahte hai ki dooriyo se mit jaati hai dosti,
Usne shaayad hamaari dosti nahi dekhi.
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Khuda se maine ek dua maangi,
Dua me apni maut maangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe de du,
Par us dost ka kya karu, jisne teri lambi umar maangi.
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Kaanto me rahkar bhi ham zindagi jee lete hai,
Har jakhm ko apane haatho se see lete hai,
Jis haath ko kah diya dost ka haath,
Ham us haath se zahar bhi pee lete hai.
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Hoti nahi mohabbat soorat se,
Mohabbat to dil se hoti hai,
Soorat unki khud hi pyaari lagti hai,
Kadar jinki dil me hoti hai.
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Puch lo tum bhi is jamaane se,
Pyaar Chupta nahi Chupane se,
Paas aate ho, Chute ho, baat karte ho,
Kabhi matlab se, kabhi bahane se.
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Zindagi mohtaaz nahi manzilon ki

Khamosh se tum rahane lage ho,
Intzaar kisi ka karne lage ho,
Yakeenan kisi se hui hai mohabbat,
Bina baat hi muskaraane lage ho.
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Zindagi mohtaaz nahi manzilon ki,
Vakt har manzil dikha deta hai,
Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hoke,
Vakt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.
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Apni zindagi se kuch pal de de mujhe,
Aaj na sahi too apna kal de de mujhe,
Khushi de ya na de marzee teri,
Apna dukh aur dard tu chal de de mujhe.
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Zaruri nahi dosti me mulakaat hoti rahe,
Zaruri nahi ki baat hoti rahe,
Par jo zaruri hai vo bas yahi,
Ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe.
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Kaash samajhte vo is dil ki tadap ko,
To yu na hame roosva kiya hota...
Aapki yah berookhi bhi manjoor thi hame,
Bas ek baar hame samajh liya hota.
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Na jaane kyo abhi ek aansu aankh se jhalka

Amerikan-"Hamare amerika me `war' ho gaya hai."
Santa- "hamare India me to roz hi `war' hota hai."
Amerikan-"vo kaise?"
Santa-"somvaar, mangalvaar, budhvaar..!!!"
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Na jaane kyo abhi ek aansu aankh se jhalka,
Dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi,
Chahat hai itni tumse milne ki,
Haste hue bhi aankh bhar aayi...
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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bachne ki bhi ek jid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intzaar karu tere SMS ka,
Are yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek had hoti hai...
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Kachi deewaar hu thokar na lagana mujhko,
Apni najaro me basakar na girana mujhko,
Tumko aakhon me tasveer ki tarah rakhta hu,
Dil ki dhadkan ki tarah tum bhi basana mujhko.
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Sham hote hi yah dil udaas hota hai,
Tute khwabon ke siva kuch na paas hota hai,
Aapki yaad aise vakt bahut aati hai,
Jab bandar koi aas-paas hota hai.
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Gamjada subah meri udaas shaam hai

Gamjada subah meri udaas shaam hai,
Kya pyaar mere doston isi ka naam hai,
Dil sukoon ko rooh raahat ko tarasti hai,
Ye mod kaun-sa hai jisme meri jaan har mukaam par roti hai.
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Intha ho gai...intazaar ki,
Aaya na SMS mere yaar ka,
Ye mujhe tha yakeen...kanjus vo nahi...
Phir vajah kya hui? intzaar ki...??
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Armaan to bahut hote hai is dil ke,
Par vo armaan poore nahi ho paate,
Jinhe chahte hai ham khud se bhi zyada,
Vo hi aksar armaano ko khaak kar jaate hai.
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Na saathi hai koi, na hamsafar hai koi,
Na ham kisi ke, na hamaara koi,
Par aapko dekhkar kah sakte hai ki,
Pyara-sa dost hamara bhi hai koi.
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Aapki dosti ka ek nazar chaahiye,
Dil hai beghar use ek ghar chaahiye,
Bas yu hi saath chalte raho ai dost,
Ye dosti hame umra bhar chaahiye.
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Jiska ho tere jaisa dost

Hum to yu hi bekhudi me kah baithe,

Ki hame koi yaad nahi karta...

Jiska ho tere jaisa dost,

Vo kabhi khuda se bhi phariyaad nahi karta.

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Hausle dil me jab machalte hai,

Kuch naye raaste nikalte hai...

Dost ban gaye aap jabse,

Gam dur khade haath malte hai.

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Jab se mile hai tumse ham,

Saare gam bhula diye hamne,

Khushiya thi na naseeb me hamaare,

Phir bhi jeena sikha diya tumne.

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Jinki mohabbat sachi hoti hai,

Vo kab fariyaad karte hai,

Labon se to kuch nahi kahte,

Magar dilon se pyaar karte hai.

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Ek zara-si bhool khata ban gai,

Meri vafa hi meri saza ban gai,

Dil liya aur khelkar tod diya,

Hamaare aansu nikle,

Aur ye unke hothon ki muskaan ban gai.

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E dost teri dosti ke liye duniya Chod denge,

Ham teri taraf aaye har toofan ko mod denge,

Lekin tune jo saath Choda,

Kasam se teri haddiya tod denge.

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Sabse acha uphaar...zindagi,

Sabse acha uphaar...zindagi,
Sabse acha ehsaas...khushi,
Sabse acha feeling...pyaar,
Sabse acha sambandh...dosti,
Sabse acha insaan...hum,
Sabse acha dost...tum.
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Dosti dil hai dimaag nahi,
Dosti soch hai, awaaz nahi,
Koi aakhon se nahi dekh sakta dosti ke jazbe ko,
Kyonki dosti ehsaas hai, andaaz nahi.
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Kitne haseen hai aap, khud ko duniya
Ki nazaro se bachaya karo...
Aakhon me chashma lagana kaafi nahi,
Gale me nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo.
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Nishana jo le vo `shoorveer',
Nishane pe jo lag jaaye vo `teer',
Dil me jo utar jaaye vo `tasveer',
Mere jaise dost ka saath mil jaaye,
Vo `achi takdeer'.
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